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tezwin • tezzing • Tedwin • Tedwin Van Der Sar • Tezwyn • a terwin • teh win • teh winner is you • Teh WinRAR • teh winz
tezzing
(verb) to tezz
tezzing, tezzed
There is a great debate amongst scholars as to the origins of the word tezz. The most popular view in contemporary tezz studies is that it was borne as an abbreviation of the word terrorise. However this is contested and some tezzologists believe it to be derived from the word tease.
tezzing, tezzed
There is a great debate amongst scholars as to the origins of the word tezz. The most popular view in contemporary tezz studies is that it was borne as an abbreviation of the word terrorise. However this is contested and some tezzologists believe it to be derived from the word tease.
Sal: "Jim came in with this massive spot on his fod the other day so we tezzed him all day so hes fallen out with us lolz"
Jamal: "im sick and tired of gettin tezzd coz i've got brown skin and love popadoms"
Jewish paul: "im sick and tired of getting tezzd because i have no foreskin"
Bob: "just tezzing jamal on facebook, i hacked him and put '<3 <3 luvin popadoms 2k9' on his status LOLZ"
Jamal: "im sick and tired of gettin tezzd coz i've got brown skin and love popadoms"
Jewish paul: "im sick and tired of getting tezzd because i have no foreskin"
Bob: "just tezzing jamal on facebook, i hacked him and put '<3 <3 luvin popadoms 2k9' on his status LOLZ"
tezzing by King of da tezzers March 7, 2011
Tedwin Van Der Sar
Person #1: "Oh my god, I've just lost all my hair and a giant cock has started growing from my head".
Person #2: "Sounds like Tedwin Van Der Sar to me."
Person #2: "Sounds like Tedwin Van Der Sar to me."
Tedwin Van Der Sar by Amanda Tuganpull February 7, 2008
tezzing
Slang for committing 'terrorism'; popularised by kids on the streets rioting, particularly during the August 2011 England uprising.
tezzing by notatezzer October 29, 2012
Tezzing
Verb: taking photos in the bathroom with your friends. Typically after drinking a lot. The photos are typically promiscuous in nature and may or may not have elements of flashing body parts.
The bathroom attendant got so excited when we were tezzing. She never seen so many fat asses before.
Tezzing by TheHairWhippa June 30, 2015
Tedwin
The most amazing man in the world. Super trucker, super dad, super duper. Kind, sweet, caring very stubborn and thoughtful. Hilarious, charming , lovable and sexy and I can go on.
Tedwin by Bigmelons69 June 4, 2023
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