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(verb) to tezz
tezzing, tezzed

There is a great debate amongst scholars as to the origins of the word tezz. The most popular view in contemporary tezz studies is that it was borne as an abbreviation of the word terrorise. However this is contested and some tezzologists believe it to be derived from the word tease.
Sal: "Jim came in with this massive spot on his fod the other day so we tezzed him all day so hes fallen out with us lolz"

Jamal: "im sick and tired of gettin tezzd coz i've got brown skin and love popadoms"

Jewish paul: "im sick and tired of getting tezzd because i have no foreskin"

Bob: "just tezzing jamal on facebook, i hacked him and put '<3 <3 luvin popadoms 2k9' on his status LOLZ"
tezzing by King of da tezzers March 7, 2011
Words you can keep
Slang for committing 'terrorism'; popularised by kids on the streets rioting, particularly during the August 2011 England uprising.
"Who's up for tezzing it up tonight?"
tezzing by notatezzer October 29, 2012
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Verb: taking photos in the bathroom with your friends. Typically after drinking a lot. The photos are typically promiscuous in nature and may or may not have elements of flashing body parts.
The bathroom attendant got so excited when we were tezzing. She never seen so many fat asses before.
Tezzing by TheHairWhippa June 30, 2015
super pretty, funny, kind hearted once you get to know this person
a great friend and fabulous person
oh hot damn tenzing is the bobdiggity
tenzing by foshodohbohhoe March 31, 2010
Acting out based on uncontrollable autistic or obsessive-compulsive urges; an autistic meltdown, or in a broader sense any sort of unusual behavior resulting from a psychological or psychiatric condition. See also reeee.
"I was just trying to chill, but this bitch won't stop tizzing out and making everyone nervous."

"I tried to organize the garage, but Captain Tizz here couldn't control their OCD and just ruined the last 3 hours of my work by tizzing out and stacking everything back up to the ceiling."

"Stop tizzing, you're making everyone here feel awkward and you look like a complete moron."
Tizzing by Doctor Malturin April 14, 2022
A preternaturally cool alpha male/anti-hero named after the late Tenzing Norgay (a great man), the first person to climb Mt. Everest, the highest moutain in the world. His only weaknesses are Jaeger Bombs, designer steroids, nicotine, exotic women, gummy bears, ridiculously fast cars, ecstasy, and stuffed monkeys.
Tenzing: "After we swallow these anabolics with our licoricey booze, let's smoke some menthols while fornicating with exotic women as we chew gummy bears while driving 150 mph, on mdma, to the stuffed monkey shop. Then let's climb mountains."
Tenzing by Neralich the ANTI-HERO August 20, 2009
The Peak/pinacle of a buzz
"ey Nuggins, are you buzzing to the tuzzing"
Tuzzing by BarryBickerton September 29, 2021
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