Someone who is addicted to texting. They can't stop. They send texts constantly, they wait for replies, they have an aversion to actually talking on the phone, and they often collide with other pedestrians while walking/texting on the sidewalk.

"Did you hear about Dana? She totally accidentally head-butted someone on the sidewalk today while she was texting."
"Yeah, I've been thinking she's a little crazy with the texting. Yesterday, she texted me like 30 times. All meaningless shit."
"She's a textremist."
"A what?"
"A textremist."
"Totally."
"And I heard the chick she head-butted is in the hospital with like five stitches."
"That sucks. Do you know where there's a Pinkberry around here?"

textremist by HWWriter May 12, 2009

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textcrement

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.

Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.

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Textremist

Someone who is aggressively into books.

Every librarian I know is a textremist.

Textremist by ThatPoetChick January 4, 2024

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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