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textcrement 

the act of texting while pooping
person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!
textcrement by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010
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textcrement 

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.
Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.
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texcrement

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.
2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.
Did you see what she just messaged me?
What a load of texcrement!
texcrement by Hez P July 23, 2009

txtcrement 

the act of txting someone whilst your taking a shit
girl:"you almost done in the toilet?"
guy in toilet:"hold on im txtcrementing"
txtcrement by 0glethorpe May 3, 2010

textcitement 

to show how excited you are by what someone had texted to you..using exclamation points and/or smiley faces
the hottest fucking girl texted me how much she wants me to fuck her,so i texted back "fuck yeah,bro!!!!" with textcitement
textcitement by urge and tish May 28, 2010

textcitement 

Quite literally, excitement so grand it can even be sensed through a text message.
Person 1: "We're gonna have a kickass time next weekend!"
Person 2: "Yeaaaaaaaaa!"
Person 1: "Dude, that was some intense textcitement."
textcitement by thatsmoothguy September 11, 2011
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