textcrement

the act of texting while pooping

person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!

by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010

textcrement

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.

Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.

by Slefmruts Yerffej April 6, 2010