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texpression

the expression one gets while reading a text message
Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!
by hsprquared May 30, 2009
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texpression

When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.
Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression
by GosuGatena April 23, 2009
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Teapression

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.
Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.
by Jumbo III August 6, 2011
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Abstract Expressionism

- noun
an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.

A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.

Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.
Chip: Hey, Dale. I didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson did Abstract Expressionism painting… hope you didn’t spend much on that piece of crap you hung in the foyer.

Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!

Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.
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Texcession

The popular movement in Texas calling for secession from the Untied States
The politicians up in Washington is taking all our freedom! Time for Texcession!
by Nathan B. Forrest October 27, 2012
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Hotel Expressionism

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.
"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

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"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"
by Matt Yee April 30, 2006
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Hexpression

A made up word. An english teacher thinks this is a word.

1. Cursing someone with your face

2. Having six expressions at once.
Trent: Sr. Aya hexpressions me.

Brent: What do you mean she hexpressions you?

Trent: she curses me with the presence of her face.
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