Tweetpression 

Tweetpression, sometimes known as Commentosis is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total Tweetpression."

Tweetpression by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

textpression 

the facial expressions created when sending/receiving text messages or during some other cell phone activity

Example A
1:My boyfriend just sent me a text message saying he loves me.
2:I know I saw you smiling ridiculously at your phone.
1:I just can't hide my textpressions when he texts me.

Example B
1: Dude, i just watched that 2 girls 1 cup video on my iphone. That shit is so gross.
2: Yea man, i was watchin ur ill textpressions.

textpression by Kourtaylor October 20, 2008