toxipology 

When a toxic person incapable of apologizing for their previously toxic behavior does something that they think will make you feel better but instead just highlights more of their toxic nature.

Example;
A power-hungry manager at work gives you authority in the workplace that is beyond your position in an attempt to make up for toxic behavior that he doesn't have the courage to apologize for.

Instead of addressing the unfortunate situation, my power-hungry manager made a toxipology and gave me powers far beyond my station of employment.

toxipology by DrewsthePits December 16, 2021

topology

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.

Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.

topology by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017

textpology 

An apology sent via text message.

Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing

After I blew up at my girlfriend, I sent her a textpology, she accepted it and now we aren't fighting

textpology by katiebuggers November 23, 2009

Topology

Refers to the different types of network.

A topology can be different depending on the needs and wants of the user(s).

The internet is a great example of a mesh topology.

My hous uses the Bus topology.

Topology by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021

toxicology 

pretty much one of the only legit MD letters to have on your badge that let's you both be a doctor and know pretty much how every class of everything works together.

example: patient- 'the problem is an upset stomach, and no doctor, i never smoke, never have.. but my roommate did just purchase a vaporizer'

Toxicology md -'ya bro that is mighty cool, unfortunately that fancy king vapor you bought for 39.99 was sent to you with plastic woven in the amazon jungle. you have got the typhoid fever, germs hidden in that plastic, this is the drug, schmided, 3 days. and by the way, smoking out of that glass is way better for you longterm, considering your lung can regrow 4 times the damage caused by your average bong hit it just under 26 hours.'

=groupi-- your like house!

republican- smoking is bad. you are a sinner

democrat- smoking is bad. you are breaking the law.

obama- smoking is bad

clinton- puff it to your country

"cool" md- 'oh bravo for you sir there is literally nothing i can think of that is directly bad from that, we'll figure out what's your stomach don't worry. for now, eat this head of romaine lettuce. all of it''

"good" md-'ok i'm sending your blood down to the labs to figure out what strain of bacteria you've got. and although there is nothing known about the true effects on health, i would never and will never advise it be used.'

dr dre- 'here son inhale this. now you got the munchies and your immune system is on, go eat some fiber'

dr dre's assistant: flava fav- '_ _ _ _ _!!!' (YA BOY)

toxicology by 2-ag May 20, 2010