a type of relationship in which two people are strictly texting, not talking on the phone or videochatting.
A: hey so whats up with you and Jill?
B: oh we're strictly textonic
A: you mean platonic?
B: no, textonic man. we just text.
B: oh we're strictly textonic
A: you mean platonic?
B: no, textonic man. we just text.
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An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
by rose kennedy December 21, 2008
Get the Teutonic Plague mug.When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
by Technobish October 31, 2017
Get the Tectonic Shit mug.When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
Get the Tectonic Meat Slippage mug.The jibberish that some people use in emails, while texting, everyday communication, and occasionally resumes. Typically, created by using phoenics and street-speak. Mostly it is a recrimination and reflection of one's K-12 experience.
by Astonished by the ignorant March 6, 2010
Get the textbonics mug.I have to actually call my friends because my thumbs are too sore to text them today, I think I have textonitus.
by Free Ranger June 3, 2007
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