two or more words that when texting utilize the same "tap" text key order. To select the correct word you have to hit next to scroll through the options

you think you just texted someone:
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy

Textagram by psuwoody March 16, 2009

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A word invented by morons that don't know how to change their text setting on their phone from "T9" to "Alpha" therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.

Anna: Dude, what the hell did you call me "Bomb" for in that text message earlier?

Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!

Anna: Moron.

textagram by Juni Sweeney March 17, 2009

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The very reason we can't spell fuck you on phone's that don't have keyboards.

DUAL YOU!

WTF does that mean?

Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual

Textagram by psychedellicereal March 14, 2009

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textagram

A word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. Similar to anagram.

Classic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, cock & anal.

textagram by Proudtorious July 4, 2012

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Textogropher

Like a Stenogropher who types silently in a court room, a textogropher is always around the corner somewhere carying on in a silent conversation on their phone.

He was like "whoa", and I was like " totally", then he said "u r so d.u.m." then I was like "huh?"
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.

Textogropher by mdub-ya May 13, 2008

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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