textogram

A word that is generated by the same finger pattern on a cell phone keypad when using predictive text.

A textogram of "I SIPPED my juice" is "I PISSED my juice"

by udu1 July 27, 2010

textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.

The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!

by Born Lucky May 27, 2010

Textagram

two or more words that when texting utilize the same "tap" text key order. To select the correct word you have to hit next to scroll through the options

you think you just texted someone:
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy

by psuwoody March 16, 2009

textagram

A word invented by morons that don't know how to change their text setting on their phone from "T9" to "Alpha" therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.

Anna: Dude, what the hell did you call me "Bomb" for in that text message earlier?

Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!

Anna: Moron.

by Juni Sweeney March 17, 2009

Textagram

The very reason we can't spell fuck you on phone's that don't have keyboards.

DUAL YOU!

WTF does that mean?

Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual

by psychedellicereal March 14, 2009

textagram

A word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. Similar to anagram.

Classic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, cock & anal.

by Proudtorious July 4, 2012

Textogropher

Like a Stenogropher who types silently in a court room, a textogropher is always around the corner somewhere carying on in a silent conversation on their phone.

He was like "whoa", and I was like " totally", then he said "u r so d.u.m." then I was like "huh?"
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008