A portmanteau of "text message" and "paragraph", used when someone sends you a freakishly large text.
"Jesus Frank, if we need milk just come out and say we need milk, cool it with the freaking textagraphs you crybaby"
by Skin E Dude July 30, 2014
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you think you just texted someone:
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy
by psuwoody March 16, 2009
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A word invented by morons that don't know how to change their text setting on their phone from "T9" to "Alpha" therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.
Anna: Dude, what the hell did you call me "Bomb" for in that text message earlier?
Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!
Anna: Moron.
Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!
Anna: Moron.
by Juni Sweeney March 17, 2009
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WTF does that mean?
Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual
WTF does that mean?
Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual
by psychedellicereal March 14, 2009
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Get the textagram mug.Like a Stenogropher who types silently in a court room, a textogropher is always around the corner somewhere carying on in a silent conversation on their phone.
He was like "whoa", and I was like " totally", then he said "u r so d.u.m." then I was like "huh?"
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.
by mdub-ya May 13, 2008
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∧＿∧ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ <Have A Great Day>
| ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ | .ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |
Whoa, Nice Textography.
∧＿∧ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ <Have A Great Day>
| ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
/ .|
/ "⌒ヽ | .ｲ |
＿＿ | .ノ | || |＿＿
. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼
＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |
Whoa, Nice Textography.
by TGRScythe July 1, 2016
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