teftagram

Smaller then a microgram. Some dumb female discovered them. Apparently she's the "plug"

You got 80 teftagrams bro?

teftagram by Sccfcantholdme February 27, 2018

Textagram 

two or more words that when texting utilize the same "tap" text key order. To select the correct word you have to hit next to scroll through the options

you think you just texted someone:
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy

Textagram by psuwoody March 16, 2009

tetragrammaton 

Tetragrammaton is the most holy name of God. It consists of only four letters "YHVH".

All knowledge of how it is pronounced is gone , destroyed by time. Many documents contain the word. It is spelt , when translated , "YHVH". Since the pronuciation will forever be a mystery , the word "Adonai" is used in its place. Only a select few knew how to say the name. Moses and King Solomon , son of David be amoung them. For more information , consult "The Greater Key of Solomon" and the Old Testament. Or search google , key word : Tetragrammaton.

tetragrammaton by Andrew Buckley October 14, 2005

textagram 

A word invented by morons that don't know how to change their text setting on their phone from "T9" to "Alpha" therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.

Anna: Dude, what the hell did you call me "Bomb" for in that text message earlier?

Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!

Anna: Moron.

textagram by Juni Sweeney March 17, 2009

Textagram 

The very reason we can't spell fuck you on phone's that don't have keyboards.

DUAL YOU!

WTF does that mean?

Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual

Textagram by psychedellicereal March 14, 2009

Teragram 

Void of meaning; Randomly sensical.

That was some teragram shit.

Teragram by Jared Despotic October 17, 2004

textogram

A word that is generated by the same finger pattern on a cell phone keypad when using predictive text.

A textogram of "I SIPPED my juice" is "I PISSED my juice"

textogram by udu1 July 27, 2010