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Smaller then a microgram. Some dumb female discovered them. Apparently she's the "plug"
You got 80 teftagrams bro?
teftagram by Sccfcantholdme February 27, 2018
Words you can keep

Textagram 

two or more words that when texting utilize the same "tap" text key order. To select the correct word you have to hit next to scroll through the options
you think you just texted someone:
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy
Textagram by psuwoody March 16, 2009

tetragrammaton 

Tetragrammaton is the most holy name of God. It consists of only four letters "YHVH".
All knowledge of how it is pronounced is gone , destroyed by time. Many documents contain the word. It is spelt , when translated , "YHVH". Since the pronuciation will forever be a mystery , the word "Adonai" is used in its place. Only a select few knew how to say the name. Moses and King Solomon , son of David be amoung them. For more information , consult "The Greater Key of Solomon" and the Old Testament. Or search google , key word : Tetragrammaton.
tetragrammaton by Andrew Buckley October 14, 2005

textagram 

A word invented by morons that don't know how to change their text setting on their phone from "T9" to "Alpha" therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.
Anna: Dude, what the hell did you call me "Bomb" for in that text message earlier?

Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!

Anna: Moron.
textagram by Juni Sweeney March 17, 2009

Textagram 

The very reason we can't spell fuck you on phone's that don't have keyboards.
DUAL YOU!

WTF does that mean?

Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual
Textagram by psychedellicereal March 14, 2009

Teragram 

Void of meaning; Randomly sensical.
That was some teragram shit.
Teragram by Jared Despotic October 17, 2004
A word that is generated by the same finger pattern on a cell phone keypad when using predictive text.
A textogram of "I SIPPED my juice" is "I PISSED my juice"
textogram by udu1 July 27, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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