A relationship, or romance in which the primary means of communication is via text messaging. This realy avoids all those awkward feelings and emotions and fully spelled words.

So that new guy I met at the other night, we're totally in a textmance right now. He texts me like every day, all the time. I really like him. I <3 him.

textmance by Lauren Coughlan December 13, 2006

telemagical

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.

Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.

telemagical by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

textmail

Sending an email to someones phone. So they have a text.

Hey you don't have a cell phone send me a textmail from your email account.

textmail by yeahigotit July 2, 2009

textomatic

having the ability to text quickly.

I possess great textomatic skills.

textomatic by Mishkalinda May 20, 2008

Telemagically

The phenomenon of you and another individual knowing/saying what the other was going to say or was thinking

You telemagically knew i was going to say that

Telemagically by Tristan Shockley April 16, 2023

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026