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When one becomes so engulfed in a text message conversation, that they become detatched from all human interaction and are momentarily oblivious to their surroundings.
Sancho: "Hey cochise, did you just catch a word I just said to you hombre? The chihuahua just humped and ejaculated on your leg mang."

Cochise: "Hey sorry essayy, this seniorita had me textied. Can you get me a hand towel my friend."
textied by m3eddie December 7, 2013
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Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.
If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.
Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011
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Textident 

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book
I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...
Textident by killakai February 11, 2007

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.
My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.
besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone
Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!
Texties by moumou July 7, 2009

Texted Vexed 

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.
I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.
Texted Vexed by K.C.M. October 21, 2007

Textie Text 

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"
Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"
Textie Text by SurveyJake April 27, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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