textied

When one becomes so engulfed in a text message conversation, that they become detatched from all human interaction and are momentarily oblivious to their surroundings.

Sancho: "Hey cochise, did you just catch a word I just said to you hombre? The chihuahua just humped and ejaculated on your leg mang."

Cochise: "Hey sorry essayy, this seniorita had me textied. Can you get me a hand towel my friend."

by m3eddie December 7, 2013

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.

If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.

by ious d June 28, 2011

Textident

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book

I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...

by killakai February 11, 2007

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008

Texties

besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone

Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!

by moumou July 7, 2009

Texted Vexed

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.

I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.

by K.C.M. October 21, 2007

Textie Text

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"

Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"

by SurveyJake April 27, 2009