Textclusive

Describes someone who uses text messages exclusively rather than just talking on the phone.

*via text message*

Julie: OMG I'm sooooo bummed :(

Kim: What happened??? I just called but you didn't pick up!

Julie: Can't talk now... the reason I'm sad is cuz I just found out my ex is engaged! I really thought I was over him- but when I heard he's gonna be married to someone else, it felt like someone totally just kicked me in the cooter :(

Kim: Awwww I'm sorry! But I wish you would just talk to me about this! You're so textclusive!

by funkthefavorites April 25, 2011