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Teesside Handshake 

Headbutting someone in the nose upon meeting them.
He didn't like the look on his face, so he gave him a Teesside handshake when he came closer.

textsessive 

Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.
Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
textsessive by OBizzle November 28, 2005

teesside 

The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.
Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"

Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"
teesside by Borolad345 December 13, 2012

Teesside 

The armpit of England. Teesside is an area in the North East of the country, the only notable things about the area are the high teen pregnancy and unemployment rates. Southern people could be forgiven for assuming they had accidentally wondered into soviet Russia upon arrival, as it is a bleak, bleak place.
Teessider #1: I can't wait to leave Teesside when I'm 18!

Teessider #2: Me neither!

textcessive

"I got like 20 texts from Jenny last night."

"Man, that's textcessive."
textcessive by Playilan November 3, 2013

texcessive 

What da 72-ounce steak challenge may be for some people.
Just a regular cowboy hat is plenty big enough --- a twenty-gallon model is definitely texcessive.
texcessive by QuacksO November 13, 2024