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a text-up
A text-up: A break up of a relationship that occurred at least partially due to faulty texting abilities, a text that didn't ever go through, a misunderstanding of a text, a mis-typed text (likely due to poor eyesight) or for any other reason involving texting!!!
lol, fuckgg, screw you, wtf,
Two texts come in at the same time. You try to send lol to the friend who just sent you a joke, but it accidentally goes to your girlfriend who just sent you a sincere loving message.
You have it set on the automatic word finder thing and can't really see the keys that well.....later when you put on your glasses you are horrified by what you sent.
Etc, etc, etc.......millions of possibly FAUS PAS!
lol, fuckgg, screw you, wtf,
Two texts come in at the same time. You try to send lol to the friend who just sent you a joke, but it accidentally goes to your girlfriend who just sent you a sincere loving message.
You have it set on the automatic word finder thing and can't really see the keys that well.....later when you put on your glasses you are horrified by what you sent.
Etc, etc, etc.......millions of possibly FAUS PAS!
Related Words
You-up Text
(Conjunction) You-up Text
When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -
50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.
This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -
50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.
This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
-"Eyyy Shakisha, you-up?"
-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....
-Hello?
-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?
- You-Up Text
-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....
-Hello?
-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?
- You-Up Text
You-up Text by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 30, 2022
make-up text
make-up text by Vexter January 24, 2009
Text blow up
A text or IM message composing of random letters, numbers, and symbols that can mean to change a conversation, to show disagreement, or to start a conversation.
Nathan: I heard that you were in the bedroom with Mary Carter last night?!?!?!?!
David: ofiuh983427ruhjd67T9OH68^%&*iohhfowe
Nathan: oh I see haha
Libby: John, you are a creeper!!
John: iou9f8eng &%$uihgfn0o9wperi-32
Libby: No you are!!!
Robert: dco43yht09rpfujop)(&tyodfh43nwoyp9&$678fieuvb
Wesley: 0395y7u42-eu0djncmoqp9eh2opqjdnia/.snkc(Ty%#E$%I^rvhl;wbfknvm.
Robert: haha nice text blow up
Wesley: haha you too what you up too?
David: ofiuh983427ruhjd67T9OH68^%&*iohhfowe
Nathan: oh I see haha
Libby: John, you are a creeper!!
John: iou9f8eng &%$uihgfn0o9wperi-32
Libby: No you are!!!
Robert: dco43yht09rpfujop)(&tyodfh43nwoyp9&$678fieuvb
Wesley: 0395y7u42-eu0djncmoqp9eh2opqjdnia/.snkc(Ty%#E$%I^rvhl;wbfknvm.
Robert: haha nice text blow up
Wesley: haha you too what you up too?
Text blow up by indiZ February 26, 2010
Wake up text
It's when you text someone late night, midday, AM or when you assume the other person is asleep and you've got something pointless to say and you start out a very pointless conversation with a text that reads... "Wake up text". This text may be altered in any means necessary to suit your style as long as the phrase "Wake up text" is still included and in the same exact order with "Wake" right before "up" and followed by "text"
It is 4am at Purdue and Gerard is studying. Rigorously.
Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.
Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*
::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**
Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.
Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*
::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**
Wake up text by G.Rad May 6, 2009
break up via text
When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.
break up via text by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017
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