biederman

Someone who's a butt-kiss, suck up, and/or brown noser.

He only got that promotion cuz he's a goddamned Biederman

by burnsh September 20, 2009

text-up

A text message update, when somethings going on and someone sends you a (usually discrete) text message that tells you about the situation

So I asked my friend to see if my gf was cheating on me, and now I'm waiting for a text-up

by burnsh May 11, 2010