text life
teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
text life by neosushisek December 1, 2011
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Yo: Christy is really hot but I dont think she will let me hit it because sheonly a text life not a sex life.
text life by Young William November 19, 2007
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time
young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
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