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The use of an illogical argument as a means of mind/behavior control through severe confusion and frustration. Also the use of false stupidity as a means of controlling peoples mind through frustration.
Tex is constantly playing mind games with people, using his texism to frustrate them.
texism by Analytical Wreck February 28, 2015
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A religion where it is believed that Toxicity (User) is to be the ultimate god.
"I'm a Toxist!"
"What's a Toxist?"
"I believe in Toxism!"
"WHAT'S TOXISM?"
Toxism by iiToxicAcid September 5, 2020
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texism Texist toxism tecism Texis textism #texasmethod Taxism tejism TEOism
The collective feeling of elation felt by native Texans, caused by having been born in Texas.
That group of cowboys over there are having a Texasm, being as they were all born in Texas.
Texasm by TX0gre August 11, 2009
Taxism is reckless taxation, taxation beyond people's ability to pay. Taxism is a powerful political force our elected politicians and bureaucrats use to steal money legally from those who earn it, transfer it to a holding-place called treasury, redistribute a small portion to several interest groups and lavishly spend the rest as they please. The damage taxism causes to Americans is several times severe and more wide-spread than "Racism" which is publicized in the press almost daily. A taxist is one who practice or advocate excessive taxation for solving political problems.
The President and the Congress have gone far beyond taxation and are now engaged in TAXISM. Charles Rangel, Max Bocus, David Obey and Nancy Pelosi are taxists.
Taxism by Drew Jackson August 2, 2009
Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.
I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL
Textism by allicov August 3, 2010
A person who enjoys poking fun at Texans, or Texan lifestyle.
Liz : "Is you going to hunt you some deer, and drink you some beer?" (deliberately laughs like a redneck).

Othon : "Grow up and quit being such a Texist"
Texist by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009
A Ipswich cult lead by a local devil worshiper with many young followers mainly of young age. Members of Tedism are said to either have no personal life, or are just plain bored.
"Yoish, I went to a Tedism rally tonight. Man, do I hate the world or what!"
Tedism by Kirk Vanhootanhanga March 23, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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