Textism

Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.

I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL

by allicov August 3, 2010

textism

responding to texts that of which you like the body main point or style and ignoring the ones you don't like; committing textism

jay received a text from holly who said lets go party, he instantly replied " im down fosho!" he also received a text from janey a second later, looked at it and never responded because her text read " what the fuck is your problem?!" he committed textism!

by audrunk June 26, 2009

Textimate

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.

Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'

by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

textimony

Verb- A very large text message.

Plural- Textimonies.

Example 1: Please don’t sending me a Textimony..

Example 2: Bitch keeps spamming me with Textimonies!

by kinglion102 January 8, 2014

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020

Textimonial

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.

"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"

by michaliann September 15, 2009

Textist

One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.

I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist

by grayhat September 3, 2022