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When someone doesn't understand a joke, or makes overly obvious or stupid remarks.

A: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
B: What if there is a question mark after Sex?
C: Classic Tejism

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Tedism

A Ipswich cult lead by a local devil worshiper with many young followers mainly of young age. Members of Tedism are said to either have no personal life, or are just plain bored.

"Yoish, I went to a Tedism rally tonight. Man, do I hate the world or what!"

Tedism by Kirk Vanhootanhanga March 23, 2009

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Tejuism

Tejuism is a religion where the god TEJU (also known as TEJA). People of this religion pray to the almighty teju, anybody in other religions is in tejuism, all religion tie up to tejuism the supreme religion of the supreme god, it currently a booming religion with an amazing growth rate, the largest in the world, GOD is among you, in the form of TEJA

Oh almighty teju u are the greatest, go Tejuism, all hail TEJU.

Tejuism by GOD AM I October 18, 2009

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tojismommymilkers

Huge Toji Simp. Amazing Toji Content. Married to milfsforsukuna. I stole mechamaru from her.

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tojismommymilkers by zeninclan March 19, 2021

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Tejistan

The country that worships the great Tej. Milk is offered when praying to Tej.

Jeff: "Yo where are you going to for your vacation?"
Mike: "I'm going on a spiritual journey to Tejistan in order to find out who I truly am."

Tejistan by tejuicelover27 March 15, 2021

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tojismommymilkers

tojismommymilkers Is a huge Toji simp has amazing content and very funny

omg did you see tojismommymilkers new post about toji?

tojismommymilkers by zeninclan March 19, 2021

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Teejism

Being unable to go through an everyday social interaction with a stranger, such as a shop assistant, without making a light hearted comment which makes the situation more awkward

Friend 1 to waiter "I'll have a hot chocolate please"
Friend 2 to waiter "Excuse my child of a friend, I'll have a filter coffee please"
Friend 1 to friend 2 "See what I mean, you suffer from teejism"

Teejism by Derbz89 December 5, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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