A mental state reached after believing in and waiting for the world to be saved by Elon Musk.
John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?
Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.
The feeling of guilt for having so much when you know others have so little and it wears you out and causes anxiety.
I just bought a new Tesla and on the radio it was talking about underprivileged children. I felt bad about spending so much money on a car when children were starving it caused privilege exhaustion
Exam Exhaustion (a.k.a EE) is the sudden feel of drowsiness onefeels after completing an extensive assessment. Effects vary depending on the victim and may last for several hours.
Dude I just finished writing that biology exam and I feel like I'm going into hibernation, I think I got a case of exam exhaustion.
A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.
So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!