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soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.
Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!
by yeah whatever January 21, 2005
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.
After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.
Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
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the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.
"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"
by strider October 21, 2004
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