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soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.

Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!

Excrement! by yeah whatever January 21, 2005

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excrement

Feces.

Shit, scat, poop, poo, crap, dung, doo doo, caca.

excrement by kreecher August 16, 2003

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excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

excrement by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

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Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

Excrement by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

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excrement

the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.

"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"

excrement by strider October 21, 2004

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excrement

Waste your body eliminates. Includes feces and urine.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Delicious poop!!

excrement by Poopdude December 7, 2004

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excrement

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

George: Wanna lick my nuts! Ive got excrement coming from my butthole!

excrement by Mr. EsSex December 12, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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