texas tough

Being so tough that you would get away with wearing a cowboy hat at any time and any place. You'd also pick cigarette butts off grimey streets and smoke them.

Guy 1: "Did you just pick that butt up off the ground?"
Guy 2: "Dude sometimes you gotta be texas tough"

by uncle k October 8, 2006

Tough as Texas

Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.

Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.

by bigotits November 6, 2018

Texas Touch

The act of indecently touching, stroking, petting or otherwise making physical contact with a child under 10.

Jim went into the pre-school and gave young freddie the texas touch.

by The WBT November 1, 2008

Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 7, 2023

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018