Definitions by akaRakxm

Missouri Mop Bucket 

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

Missouri Mop Bucket by akaRakxm October 2, 2023

Columbus Christening 

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

Columbus Christening by akaRakxm September 28, 2023

Texas Toe-Touch 

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

Texas Toe-Touch by akaRakxm July 7, 2023