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Texas Hot 

a female; causes unintentional double takes; likely big hair but maybe not; likely blond but not always; not striking without make-up; doesn't wow in sweats and a ball cap; not the one you want to marry for she only fancies up like candy to impress those that don't know her; she enjoys catching herself in the mirror or when a guy curbs his truck while looking at her.

She is actually beautiful through and through but she has spent so many years trying to impress that her and her lookers have lost sight of the truth.
Man, she is Texas Hot, or; My wife totally beats Texas Hot, she knocks me over just in sweats and a ballcap.
Texas Hot by eatrawstayhealthy March 26, 2011
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Texas Hot Stick 

The act of using chewing tobacco or snuff spit to lubricate during anal sex.
Joe forgot to take out his dip before his girl pulled him into the bedroom. Things got heated and he decided to give her some Texas hot stick.
Texas Hot Stick by Kkuhlman February 16, 2005

Texas Hot Lunch 

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
Texas Hot Lunch by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011

texas hot pocket 

When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.
What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.
texas hot pocket by Dsfargeg June 25, 2008

Texas Hot Rod 

Similar to the Texas Chili Bowl, the Texas Hot Rod consists of ingaging in an act of sexual intercourse. From the "doggy-style" position, the giver will put Tabasco on his penis, while wearing a condom. Then he will then insert his sauced up penis into his/her anus/vagina. To fully achieve the element of suprise from the burning sensation, one must not tell the reciever about the Tabasco in advance.
"My boyfriend gave me a Texas Hot Rod last night and my ass still burns, last time I dont make him a ham sandwich after sex."

"Hey hunnie, I'm going to pick up some condoms and 'supplies' for tonight... have you ever heard of a Texas Hot Rod before?"
Texas Hot Rod by Wheres the Beef? October 4, 2006

Texas Hot Dog 

After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.

Best served as a surprise dish
Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!

texas hot plate 

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation
texas hot plate by jDog June 21, 2006
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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