texas chile bowl
When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.
texas chile bowl by texas pete January 1, 2005
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texas chili bowl by Jack Duke November 10, 2004
Texas Chili Bowl Massacre
all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
Texas Chili Bowl Massacre by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
texas chili bowl
Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
texas chili bowl by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005
texas chili bowl
To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
texas chili bowl by Dankester April 27, 2005
Texas Chili Bowl
1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus
2. Food
2. Food
Texas Chili Bowl by Chris Fucking Cameron January 7, 2005
texas chili bowl
no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
texas chili bowl by ktulu666 March 25, 2009
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