When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.
by texas pete January 1, 2005
Get the texas chile bowl mug.by Jack Duke November 10, 2004
Get the texas chili bowl mug.all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
Get the Texas Chili Bowl Massacre mug.Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005
Get the texas chili bowl mug.To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
by Dankester April 27, 2005
Get the texas chili bowl mug.1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus
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by Chris Fucking Cameron January 7, 2005
Get the Texas Chili Bowl mug.no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
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