texas chainsaw massacre 

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.

Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"

texas chainsaw massacre by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019

texas chainsaw massacre (remake) 

the most br00tal movie since the original(:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) was br00tal.

texas chainsaw massacre (remake) by reedradd x February 18, 2009

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 

the most ass movie ever

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 by colabear18 April 13, 2022

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.

1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A terrific movie. I'm referring to the 2003 version of this film.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Corb March 14, 2005

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.

Nothing beats joining in on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre by cj04 July 2, 2005