Stacey: OmG, like, The Hitcher, The Wicker Man, and Dark Water were a few of my favorite horror-thrillers of recent years!
Dave: You do realize those are all remakes of existing films, right? The originals are highly superior. The Hitcher '86, for example, is a beloved cult classic and a staple of any self-respecting genre fan's collection. Dark Water, is just another example of a somwhat dumbed-down Americanized take on an Asian horror flick (Japan in this case).
Stacey: I swear--like, I had no idea!
Dave: That's because your brain is comprised primarily of Tampax fibers and oxygenated lip gloss residue, and your soul is trapped in daddy's credit cards.
Stacey: Oxygenemated? Hehe big words make my head twirl! Anyways I like you! You're a naughty, sexy asshole you would belittle me at every possible opportunity--just what I craaave! Let's go get a smoothie!
Dave: You could use a remake--after all, there's lot of room to improve on the original.
Stacey: Cosmo! Brangelina!
Dave: You do realize those are all remakes of existing films, right? The originals are highly superior. The Hitcher '86, for example, is a beloved cult classic and a staple of any self-respecting genre fan's collection. Dark Water, is just another example of a somwhat dumbed-down Americanized take on an Asian horror flick (Japan in this case).
Stacey: I swear--like, I had no idea!
Dave: That's because your brain is comprised primarily of Tampax fibers and oxygenated lip gloss residue, and your soul is trapped in daddy's credit cards.
Stacey: Oxygenemated? Hehe big words make my head twirl! Anyways I like you! You're a naughty, sexy asshole you would belittle me at every possible opportunity--just what I craaave! Let's go get a smoothie!
Dave: You could use a remake--after all, there's lot of room to improve on the original.
Stacey: Cosmo! Brangelina!
by Robb-a-dob January 7, 2008
1) A movie that tries to make a classic film relevant by modernizing it.
2) A movie redone by the same director with changes.
3)A movie based on a book, play, or musical that imitates & does not diverge much from a previous movie based on the source material.
2) A movie redone by the same director with changes.
3)A movie based on a book, play, or musical that imitates & does not diverge much from a previous movie based on the source material.
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory does not qualify as a remake of Willy Wonka, as they are both based on the book & are very different.
There are over 12 Alice in Wonderland movies, some based on the play, some based on the book. None of them are remakes of eachother.
Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies do not qualify as remakes of the Rankin & Bass & Ralph Bakshi movies.
Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella has been remade 3 times.
There are over 12 Alice in Wonderland movies, some based on the play, some based on the book. None of them are remakes of eachother.
Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies do not qualify as remakes of the Rankin & Bass & Ralph Bakshi movies.
Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella has been remade 3 times.
by ThatEvilRedhead June 28, 2011
Resident Evil remake on Nintendo GameCube, hence the "RE" being capatilazied, which stands for Resident Evil, and "remake", meaning it's a remade game.
REmake is a lot different than its original predecessor, Resident Evil on PlayStation. It features a redone voice cast, dialogue, Crimson Skulls, better graphics and sound, and new areas. Thus, it is also different from a port.
by Durango February 23, 2006
A sick ol' youtube channel that you should subscribe to. The creators behind "Builders in a pub" and "The Flight of Terror".
Hey bro, did you watch the new TV Remakes video?
No, I thought they stopped uploading because Coen's voice is now an Indian Accent.
No, I thought they stopped uploading because Coen's voice is now an Indian Accent.
by Fuck you Coen2 February 21, 2021
by KillTheDead November 20, 2010
doctor: whats wrong
me: my brain dead
doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?
me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake
doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot
me: my brain dead
doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?
me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake
doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot
by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022
the definition of remakeing the mongol empire is exorbing 99% of asia and raiding erope,africa and north america then get your ass beat by a tifune in japan
by supermoron92 May 22, 2022