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Nickname for a girl who is a bit off the wall. Slightly crazy, hyper, excitable, giddy but essentially well-meaning, fun, drunk and deep down is a good friend
"Christ whats wrong with her? Shes acting a bit off the wall."

"Yeah I know shes hilarious isn't she. Great fun to be around. A bit of a telaine really"
telaine by alicado December 26, 2008
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The baddest Jamaican younger out here. Straight outta Peckham. Nobody can chat to him. Gyal love him of.
Is your name Twaine
Twaine by Uk drillings October 7, 2018
A racist term for someone from Taiwan. Nigger is to a black man as twainer is to a taiwanese
Look at that twainer eating his chow mein and fried rice
twainer by twainerboy May 16, 2006

Get Twained 

A term used to express disrespect when a person gets destroyed. When someone gets ‘twained’ they are so colossally obliterated it’s beyond physical, mental or spiritual repair.
“Get twained, idiot!”

Damn, Luke really got twained in trivia.
Get Twained by Eggma October 27, 2020
When driving a plow truck in the north and Shania Twain comes across the radio. Crank up the radio and pedal down
That last run of the night I definitely got twained!
Twained by Thunder rider January 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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