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Butt hurt Tee dropped him
I'm Teston!
Teston by General Kenobe December 2, 2020
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When someone gets butthurt from getting dropped from a CoD Team that they change their name to Heda
Quahser is gonna pull a Teston!
teston by General Kenobe December 4, 2020

testo-boy 

A aggressive dude with too much testosterone in his system. Usually found bullying others or being overly loud and aggressive while watching sporting events. Often, but not necessarily, seen wearing sports paraphernalia.
1.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!

Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!

Maggie: Testo-boy.

2.
Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!

Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.

Mary: Don't make eye contact.
testo-boy by ocius1 November 4, 2009

Testosterone Truck 

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023

Testosterock 

Really loud, heavy, manly music.
Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?

Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.
Testosterock by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011

i was testing

The secret phrase to make BaLdBoyHalo triggered
“I was testing
*mental breakdown*
“Geppy I’m going to ban you!”
i was testing by “”” April 22, 2019

Testosticide 

Testosterone induced social suicide in a male.
When a male says something around women that is only appropriate for him to say around other men.
True testosticide will usually result in the surrounding women presenting cold shoulders, giving verbal abuse, or giving physical abuse.
Sam committed testosticide by accidentally blurting out "wow, look at that rack!" while standing with a large group of reserved women and feminists.
Testosticide by Dennis Wormald October 10, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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