Teston
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Teston by General Kenobe December 2, 2020
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teston by General Kenobe December 4, 2020
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testo-boy
A aggressive dude with too much testosterone in his system. Usually found bullying others or being overly loud and aggressive while watching sporting events. Often, but not necessarily, seen wearing sports paraphernalia.
1.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!
Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!
Maggie: Testo-boy.
2.
Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!
Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.
Mary: Don't make eye contact.
Dude: YEAHHHHHH!! WOO! WOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!
Rick: Geez, does that guy have to overreact to every play? I almost jumped out of my skin! It's not even a first down for Christ's sake!
Maggie: Testo-boy.
2.
Vagrant: Hey! City boy! You probably voted for Bush didn't you? Hey! I'm talking to you asshole!
Scott (under his breath to Mary): Testo-boy.
Mary: Don't make eye contact.
Testosterone Truck
A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023
Testosterock
Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?
Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.
Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.
Testosterock by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011
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Testosticide
Testosterone induced social suicide in a male.
When a male says something around women that is only appropriate for him to say around other men.
True testosticide will usually result in the surrounding women presenting cold shoulders, giving verbal abuse, or giving physical abuse.
When a male says something around women that is only appropriate for him to say around other men.
True testosticide will usually result in the surrounding women presenting cold shoulders, giving verbal abuse, or giving physical abuse.
Sam committed testosticide by accidentally blurting out "wow, look at that rack!" while standing with a large group of reserved women and feminists.
Testosticide by Dennis Wormald October 10, 2007
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