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Insulting someone's technological trustworthiness, derived from trying to write jestin' on a computer or iphone and then having it corrected.
1. "I'm not even sure you know how to use your iphone, Alex."

"Were you just TESTIN' me?"

2. "Macon, you testin'."

"What are you talking about, Doug?"

"Oops, sorry, i tried to say jestin', but my iphone auto-corrected it."
Testin' by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009

testin' my gangsta

Checking whether I am a real street thug or just a guy doing the clothes and the talk.
First party out of jail and this little suburban Megan was testin' my gangsta, she only wanted me if I'd really done time.
testin' my gangsta by old lang guy November 16, 2006

i was testing

“I was testing
*mental breakdown*
Geppy I’m going to ban you!”
i was testing by “”” April 22, 2019

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Testiclacle 

The sound that is made when your testicales hit your body.
I hate having a testiclacle when running.
Testiclacle by ToxicPrime February 16, 2014

Testicle Jockey 

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.
Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"