Testicuzzi

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)

My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi

Testicuzzi by Brian H October 26, 2005

Testicuzzi

When a woman puts water in her mouth and you put your palls in the water then she will gargle the water, while she gargles your balls in the water you nut on her forehead and use your thumb to smear it and softly say “simba”

Hey man, your mom makes a mean testicuzzi.

Testicuzzi by Ur_moms_weird_brother January 13, 2022

Testicuzzi

Its exactly what it sounds like, its a jacuzzi, for testicles.

Dave- "Man I really wanna dip my balls in the hot bath tub"
Wyatt- "Why don't you just buy a testicuzzi"

Testicuzzi by WyattMightBeHitler November 29, 2021

Testicuzzi

When someone opens ther mouth with saliva in it and the person puts his testicle in the receiving person's mouth while he licks the person's balls

"I bet Max (gay) would love testicuzzi person on person"

Testicuzzi by Jeff moranis August 8, 2022

Testicuzzi

When one fills their mouth with water and allows themselves to be tea bagged while gargling the water. They also have to make the sound effects

Hey cutie patootie, can you please gargle some water and tilt your head back? I want to dip my ballsack in your mouth while you do it, it will be like a jacuzzi for my balls…a testicuzzi

Testicuzzi by emoco mc April 14, 2025

Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.

Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.

Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

Ocular Testiculitis 

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014