Testicuzzi

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To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)

My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi

Testicuzzi by Brian H October 26, 2005

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Testicuzzi

When a woman puts water in her mouth and you put your palls in the water then she will gargle the water, while she gargles your balls in the water you nut on her forehead and use your thumb to smear it and softly say “simba”

Hey man, your mom makes a mean testicuzzi.

Testicuzzi by Ur_moms_weird_brother January 13, 2022

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Testicuzzi • Testacuzzi • testicizzle • testicoozi • Testiculickalitis • Testiculine • Testiculitis • Testiculitude • testiculize • Testicuties

Testicuzzi

Its exactly what it sounds like, its a jacuzzi, for testicles.

Dave- "Man I really wanna dip my balls in the hot bath tub"
Wyatt- "Why don't you just buy a testicuzzi"

Testicuzzi by WyattMightBeHitler November 29, 2021

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Testicuzzi

When someone opens ther mouth with saliva in it and the person puts his testicle in the receiving person's mouth while he licks the person's balls

"I bet Max (gay) would love testicuzzi person on person"

Testicuzzi by Jeff moranis August 8, 2022

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Testicuzzi

When one fills their mouth with water and allows themselves to be tea bagged while gargling the water. They also have to make the sound effects

Hey cutie patootie, can you please gargle some water and tilt your head back? I want to dip my ballsack in your mouth while you do it, it will be like a jacuzzi for my balls…a testicuzzi

Testicuzzi by emoco mc April 14, 2025

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Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.

Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.

Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

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Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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