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TESORO SYNDROME 

Acute chest pain, ST elevation, chest pain with exertion.
The pt has tesoro syndrome, he will need a CABG or stent very soon!
TESORO SYNDROME by weasel 72 June 29, 2008

Tesoro High School 

A suburban spoiled ass school. The system is like one giant anal shafting that leads you bleeding and stupid by the time you’re done with it. Filled with retarded freshmen doing heroin and fingering cats, sophomores getting railed by horny seniors, and juniors that nobody gives a fuck about. Too many e-girls and e-boys giving each other oral in the prison-like bathrooms. Not even sure how this school is ranked in the top 100 in the U.S. Santa Margarita is so much better than TESORO in every sports, extra-curricular, and academic area that THS doesn’t even deserve to have such an advanced school as it’s rival. Good luck going anywhere in your stoopid lives titans!
I’m not surprised that those retards at Tesoro High School got caught doing BDSM with their P.E. teacher.

Tesoro class of 25 

A toxic class filled with females with no self respect that sell their bodies to older men and see it as “pulling guys” and males that haven’t stepped outside in 8 years playing football so they get PE credit. filled with popcorn lung and racism (claire phillips)
wow Tesoro class of 25 is a bunch of queers

Tesoro Gram XS

An ultra-low-profile, full-size mechanical keyboard released in 2018, featuring TTC low-profile switches and a sleek chiclet-style keycap design. It comes in black or white, with a choice of red or blue switches.
Person 1: Imagine if Kingtr000 has a Tesoro Gram XS?
Person 2: Yeah, he would be cracked!
Tesoro Gram XS by HRefresher September 20, 2026

Tesoro Gram Spectrum

An mid-height-low-profile, full-size mechanical keyboard released in 2016, featuring Kalih PG1280 switches (also known as Tesoro Agile Switches) and a slim keycap design. It comes in black or white, with a choice of red or blue switches.
Person 1: My Tesoro Gram Spectrum came in.
Person 2: No way! How is it?
Tesoro Gram Spectrum by HRefresher September 20, 2026

Tesoro Gram Spectrum TKL

A mid-height, low-profile TKL mechanical keyboard released in 2018, featuring Kailh PG1280 switches (also known as Tesoro Agile Switches) and a slim keycap design. It is a TKL version of the Tesoro Gram Spectrum, which came out in 2016. It comes in black or white, with a choice of red or blue switches.
Person 1: My Tesoro Gram Spectrum TKL arrived!
Person 2: Do you like the low profile switches of the Tesoro Gram Spectrum TKL?
Tesoro Gram Spectrum TKL by HRefresher September 20, 2026
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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