terd muffin 

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

terd muffin by java monster February 22, 2008

terd muffin 

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...

Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!

terd muffin by Liz T December 16, 2003

tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone

Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha

tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

tardmuffin 

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004

tardmuffin 

a person who has a big head and is a retard

devin k.

tardmuffin by tim p. April 19, 2003

Tardmuffin 

A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.

You are such a tardmuffin!

Tardmuffin by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004