terd muffin
terd muffin by java monster February 22, 2008
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terd muffin
a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...
terd muffin by Liz T December 16, 2003
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tardmuffin
stupid, annoying, etc....
usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005
turdmuffin
a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.
turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004
tardmuffin
tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004
tardmuffin
tardmuffin by tim p. April 19, 2003
Tardmuffin
A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.
Tardmuffin by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004
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