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terd muffin 

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...
Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!
terd muffin by Liz T December 16, 2003

tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha
tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.
"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"
turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

tardmuffin 

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego
"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"
tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004

tardmuffin 

a person who has a big head and is a retard
tardmuffin by tim p. April 19, 2003

Tardmuffin 

A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.
You are such a tardmuffin!
Tardmuffin by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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