2 definitions by saltyseamonsters

Tardmuffin

A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.

You are such a tardmuffin!

by saltyseamonsters October 5, 2004

Shmoo

An imaginary creature that resembles a pink hippopatumus with no front legs and an oblong head.

Look, over there, it's a pink dinosaur, no, it's a hippo, no, it's a SHMOO!!!

by saltyseamonsters October 5, 2004