tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone

Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha

tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

tardmuffin 

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004

tardmuffin 

a person who has a big head and is a retard

devin k.

tardmuffin by tim p. April 19, 2003

Tardmuffin 

A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.

You are such a tardmuffin!

Tardmuffin by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004

Tormuffin 

The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.

Mitch: Hey man, what happened with Nancy?
Dan: I gave her a Tormuffin.

Tormuffin by Torminator September 3, 2011

tard muffin

Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.

:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin

tard muffin by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005

Tacomuffin 

A type of purple and red parrot. Can be found in Finland. It plays in the snow with it's taco shaped beak. It's defining features are it's taco shaped beak and it's muffin shaped eyes. It is a diurnal hunter but only comes out late in the day before it gets dark. They can often be found right before dusk and sometimes at sun set hunting

A Tacomuffin was digging for it's prey in the snow. A Tacomuffin was seen flying over the field. Tacomuffins were seen hunting in the field at sunset.

Tacomuffin by Elektron May 18, 2010