tent stake

A slut, hoe, thot, etc. A woman that requires little effort to hook up with. Named after the camping essentials that are often advertised as being "Easy to pull, Easy to pound"

Man 1: "that girl at the bar is willing to fuck anyone who talks to her"
Man 2: "She's easy bro, that's a tent stake!"

tent stake by NotTHATwhite September 21, 2019

Deepthroat tent stake 

The woman lies on her back, and the man stands at her head and puts his cock in her mouth. Then the man reaches down and puts fingers into her pussy. The more the man grips fingers into her pussy he pulls the woman's body closer to his and the deeper his cock slides into her mouth.

The woman was lying on her back, and mouth open. So I stood at the edge of the bed and put my cock in her mouth. With her naked body lying there and legs spread open. I reached down and began to finger her pussy. The deeper I fingered her pussy, the more her body slide to my hips.
This resembled pitching a tent, my fingers were the stakes. The deeper the fingers and cock created a stronger deepthroat tent stake.

Deepthroat tent stake by whtronin June 2, 2022

textstake 

When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.

Drew: Julie, who are you texting?
Julie: Don't worry about it.
Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!
Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.
Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!

textstake by Drew, Julie, Andrew April 20, 2008