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ten fricking poeple have sex together!!! that would be AMAZING!!!!
"omg y are all you nine guys fucking me at once??? o ya...its a tensome!"
tensome by happyturkeyday January 7, 2009
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Sex involving 10 people.
Lucy was sitting home alone when 9 boys showed up at her door. Each was shirtless and she smiled as they walked straight upstairs to her bedroom. On the way up she began stripping and tossing her clothes down. As she entered her room, the boys were sitting there waiting for her. She began kissing each one as she stripped them individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating her out. By the time they all had a turn, Kayla had already orgasmed three times. Now she laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She gave another boy a blowjob and then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. She allowed another to finger her g spot. Finally, the seventh boy was having mammary sex with her, as the last two each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. The two receiving handjobs came unto her face as the one receiving a blowjob came into her mouth and the guy having mammary sex with her came onto her chest, while the two sucking her tits each came on her stomach. She swallowed and then rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate that too. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her thrusted at the same time. Now, all the boys switched positions and this continued until each boy had a turn in each positions. The night ended with Kayla's 19th orgasm as the boys left one by one by eating her out. It was the best tensome in history.
tensome by fucking sexy girl July 25, 2019
handsome, but like a Ken doll or a model is. very put together: tan, hair gel, etc. usually used in reference to men.
"Did you like him?"
-"I guess, but I wasn't really attracted to him. He was too tansome for me."
tansome by Laura13 May 21, 2006

Teensome 

Teensome is an orgy in which are included 13 to 19 teenagers
I herad that there is going to be a teensome in our school gym!
This party is boring, there are only 12 of us, we cant even have a teensome!
When I remember our days at high school, all I can see is that wild teensome at the Prom.
I hate being 20 years old, you cant have a teensome anymore!
Teensome by SubituS September 23, 2011
A combination of being tan and handsome.
You're looking very tansome today.
tansome by milkshakemark September 4, 2011

tenkomenko 

Tenkomenko is a funny mutual of mine and shes a lesb0 (im a lesbian 2)
Tenkomenko's name is emma 😱
Adj. Any individual that was hot before and after applying a spray tan to oneself.
That bitch is tansome!
Tansome by Rufus Mcdoogan September 2, 2016
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