ten-to-two
An unattractive girl, who when in a nightclub suddenly becomes extremely popular, amoungst males, at around ten to two (ten mins before the club is due to shut)
ten-to-two by Billy-Boy-Benton June 30, 2008
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Ten to two
A person of lower standards that is pulled at the end of the night (Ten minutes before closing time of 2am) when desperation sets in.
Ten to two by iio2010 February 5, 2010
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ten to two
Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'
ten to two by odfhfosidhfodifhsdoif sdofhsdofisdhfosdh May 11, 2007
ten to two bird
Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.
ten to two bird by spikeyperson September 15, 2005
ten to two (v.)
"ten to two" represents the motion in which you roll a glass dick from the ten o clock position to the two o clock position (and back and forth) to melt and smoke your shit cause you are a retard. This term is used as a present tense verb (read example).
dopefiend: Where's all my shit?!!
bagwhore: While you were in the closet fixing your stereo, I just kept ten to twoing it.
bagwhore: While you were in the closet fixing your stereo, I just kept ten to twoing it.
ten to two (v.) by brandon's wife May 21, 2004
ten to two bird
ten to two bird by youdontknowme December 2, 2004
Ten to Two and Owt'll Do
Dave : That lass you pulled last night was rough as fuck mate.
John : Well, it was definitely a case of 'Ten to two and owt'll do'
John : Well, it was definitely a case of 'Ten to two and owt'll do'
Ten to Two and Owt'll Do by fcvaduz October 28, 2006
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