ten-to-two

An unattractive girl, who when in a nightclub suddenly becomes extremely popular, amoungst males, at around ten to two (ten mins before the club is due to shut)

Q. "You seen Dave's new bird, she's a right dog?"

A. "Yeah, blatent ten-to-two."

by Billy-Boy-Benton June 30, 2008

Ten to two

A person of lower standards that is pulled at the end of the night (Ten minutes before closing time of 2am) when desperation sets in.

"That guy Kirsty pulled was a bit ten to two"

by iio2010 February 5, 2010

ten to two

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'

Look at that Ten to Two over there.

by odfhfosidhfodifhsdoif sdofhsdofisdhfosdh May 11, 2007

ten to two bird

Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.

Jon hadnt pulled anything all night, the last resort was the 10 to 2 birds.

by spikeyperson September 15, 2005

ten to two (v.)

"ten to two" represents the motion in which you roll a glass dick from the ten o clock position to the two o clock position (and back and forth) to melt and smoke your shit cause you are a retard. This term is used as a present tense verb (read example).

dopefiend: Where's all my shit?!!
bagwhore: While you were in the closet fixing your stereo, I just kept ten to twoing it.

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

ten to two bird

your in a nightclub. it's ten to two. You have no bird. Anything will do. even gingers

babs at a nightclub at ten to two. Using the line 'it's too easy'.

by youdontknowme December 2, 2004

Ten to Two and Owt'll Do

The end of night desperation associated with a lot of alcohol.

Dave : That lass you pulled last night was rough as fuck mate.
John : Well, it was definitely a case of 'Ten to two and owt'll do'

by fcvaduz October 28, 2006