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van der tempeling 

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.
I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!
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A large dick approximately 8-11 inches in length. Not a quite a mandingo yet.
He claimed to have a mandingo but then pulled it out to reveal the not fully matured teendingo.