tellitube 

tellitube: when you stick a garden hose up your ass and someone
sucks all the shit and other objects out before having anal sex. some people like to blow into the hose witch is only for pleasure :)

i tellitubed my girlfriends ass hole last night before some ruff sex. hannah was screaming like a seal gull that just been run over.

tellitube by Tammer the hammer March 31, 2008

Tellytubbies 

The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.

Oh shit lads the tellytubbies are fucked up

Tellytubbies by suckmyweewee August 14, 2016

tellitubbies 

n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the triangle on it's head is possibly a homosexual according to rumor / conspiracy theory. probably makes incredible sense if viewed while in a state of altered consciousness, a collapsed or damaged psyche, alcohol poisoning, or all of the above. aimed at children below the age of 5, probably because anyone viewing the show above that age for more than five minutes cannot be expected to survive.

A: what's wrong with Jim? is he tripping on acid or something?
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).

tellitubbies by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005

Telletubbies 

Telletubbies - A bunch of creatures with penises on their heads that have nothing to do with their lives except watch toddlers on their tv-tummies, yell at their pet vacuum and listen to some creeps commands all day.

Telletubbies are gay. Tinky-Winky - A pedophile Dipsy - A real nigga La-La - A excited slut that likes "balls" Po - A transgender; Google says he's a girl when we all know he's a boy

Telletubbies by Im_on_F1RE January 2, 2017

tellitubby christian 

a christian that never goes through hardship and is always jolly

a tellitubby christian does not exist

tellitubby christian by kevin kang December 25, 2007

Tellitubies

Very epic gangsters smoke a lot of weed don’t mess with them because they will ganbang you

“Oi avoid those tellitubies”

Tellitubies by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020

Green Telletubie 

A stupid speedrunner who has a god complex and relationship issues.

Dream: I like minecraft.
Me: LOL stupid Green Telletubie
George: I like minecraft.
Me: Awww me too, wanna be friends

Green Telletubie by Stargazer49 November 14, 2021