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telivisiphonernetting 

1)one of many stupid terms that comcast made up for the cable, phone, and internet 33$ each per month deal. basic cable itself used to be 30 bucks. 2) a term made up by a company that seems to make its own prices. 3)the only word that i actually remembered after many of those stupid comcast commercials
"Maybe comcast thinks 99 bucks a month for internet,cable and phone service is good. But as for why they made up the stupid words, i don't know. Televisiphonernetting is one of the many terms. As in, what kind of company made up the word telivisiphonernetting?
telivisiphonernetting by C'SsS September 16, 2007
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Telavisaphonernetting 

The act of Watching Television, Talking on the Phone, and Surfing the Internet all at once.
I was Talking to Elle on the Phone While I chatted With Emmett on myspace and Watched legally Blonde on The T.V.

A.K.A. Telavisaphonernetting
Telavisaphonernetting by Teal_Crayon September 20, 2007

Televisiphonernetting 

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.
Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

Televisiphonernetting 

Using the television, phone, and internet at the same time.
What is Andrew doing?
He is televisiphonernetting

televisiphonernetting 

clever piece of marketing by comcast. it highlights being on the phone, online, and watching tv simultaneously. in 2007, this approach targets the bottom of the market to go digital- dial-up is over for the rest of us.

This term is not to be confused with innovative langauage and terminology that originates from the people, this one arrived via commercial dissemination.
yo, dj'you hit that last night?

I televisiphonernetted the heck.

I know that's right.

what?

("televisiphonernetting" is gerund form)
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