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telepurte

Telepurte is indeed horny and animates for twitter and makes daily short animation. Also, he is horny
by HolzLaim January 28, 2022
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Teleporting BDSM Chad

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.
Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?
by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021
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Teleport Bread

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
by Fishyyz January 8, 2021
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Telephreak

Someone who has an affinity for exploring telephone services and technology; telephony technofile; essentially a phone "hacker" otherwise known as a phreak or phreaker. Also see telephreak.org.
I was talking to Beave about asterisk on the Telephreak conference bridge last night.
by unregistered436 May 31, 2015
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Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.
I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.
by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011
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Teleportakinesis

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.
If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.
by Carlos I. Estevez March 29, 2011
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teleputing

The act of being on the computer and TV at the same time
"What did you do for those nine hours Jimmy"
"I was teleputing"
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