Telephreak 

Someone who has an affinity for exploring telephone services and technology; telephony technofile; essentially a phone "hacker" otherwise known as a phreak or phreaker. Also see telephreak.org.

I was talking to Beave about asterisk on the Telephreak conference bridge last night.

Telephreak by unregistered436 May 31, 2015

Teleportakinesis 

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.

If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.

Teleportakinesis by Carlos I. Estevez March 29, 2011

Telephrenia

The feeling you get while flipping through the television channels, stopping briefly on each one, and hearing logical sentences come out of it.

TV-"This is" (flip) "a great" (flip) "opportunity for this" (flip) "cheese sandwich" (flip) "and President Obama."

Guy1-"Did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?"

Guy2- "Nah man, you just have a case of Telephrenia!"

Telephrenia by IamJLovegren November 13, 2010

Telefreak 

A person obsessed with, and knowledgeable about, many different television shows.

Amy is such a telefreak, she knows everything about every tv show and she won't shut up about them.

Telefreak by tv-survival-guide December 5, 2010

Telephreudian Slip 

When your phone's auto-correct makes a dirty, yet strangely appropriate change.

Dude, my phone just totally did a Telephreudian slip! I texted this girl, "I really like you.", but my phone auto-corrected it to, "I really lick you."

Telephreudian Slip by The Sporadicals June 29, 2013