telepop

Pronounced ^Tell-EE-Pop^
If something or someone is awesome, cool or even in fashion. It can also be used in a negative manor also.

Positive
"Omg! that is sooo telepop"

Negative
"Gee! Cindy is like soooo un-telepop!"

telepop by Sofffiiiaaa April 20, 2009

Teleporting BDSM Chad 

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.

Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

Teleporting BDSM Chad by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021

Teleport Bread 

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".

For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.

Teleport Bread by Fishyyz January 8, 2021

teleiophilia

A minor or adult's sexual attraction to mature adults.

Teleiophilia is a primary sexual attraction to grown adults.

teleiophilia by Umeko December 2, 2004

Telecoprolism 

The statistically anomalous tendency for the telephone to ring while you are having a shit. Extensive studies have shown that the phone of any individual has, at any given time, a 500% higher chance of ringing while its owner is evacuating his/her bowels than during other common everyday tasks such as masturbation, hoovering and chimping. Some schools of thought consider telecoprolism to be a subset of the Sod's Law principle. The others don't really consider such issues to be a worthy use of academic time and resources.

I was just settling down for my morning log and got telecoprolised by the bank again. Bloody telecoprolism, eh?

Telecoprolism by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011

Drunk Teleport 

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.

I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

Drunk Teleport by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011

Teleportakinesis 

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.

If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.

Teleportakinesis by Carlos I. Estevez March 29, 2011