tele-poop

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

telepoop

when u are taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time

Tom: "hey"

Bob: "hey, whats up?"

Tom: "Nothing... I hope you dont mind, but im taking a telepoop right now."

by megaaa February 22, 2008

Telepoopthic

When two or more people poop at the same time. Its like telepathic for pooping

Woah we are both pooping at the same time, we must be telepoopthic.

by 236 jj222 August 15, 2024