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telepoop 

when u are taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time
Tom: "hey"

Bob: "hey, whats up?"

Tom: "Nothing... I hope you dont mind, but im taking a telepoop right now."
telepoop by megaaa February 22, 2008
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Telepoopthic 

When two or more people poop at the same time. Its like telepathic for pooping
Woah we are both pooping at the same time, we must be telepoopthic.
Telepoopthic by 236 jj222 August 15, 2024
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026