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telenasus

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
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telebasura

The term latinos and hispanics use to describe unintelligent and silly televisions programs that waste your time and contribute nothing to society. Programs falling under this category could range from telenovelas (soap operas), to entertainment talk shows, to reality t.v.
Mother: son stop watching that telebasura. It isn't teaching you anything, and you are wasting your time.

Son: Mom, come on! Part three of "Amores Traidores" (Traitorous love) is on and Juanita is about to get revenge on Raul for cheating on her with Julia. Just a little bit more!

Mom: I don't care how many girls Raul has cheated with. They aren't going to wash the dishes for me!

Son: Fine!
by telepwn March 11, 2010
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Telecapussy

A person whos always thinking of there imaginery mate or a person such as myself who can read other telecapussys minds
The telecapussy fantasised a big booty twerking on his little pet twig

I am discusted at what my telecapussy powers let me see
by Fallo all da May 12, 2016
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