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telenasus 

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
telenasus by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
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telebasura 

The term latinos and hispanics use to describe unintelligent and silly televisions programs that waste your time and contribute nothing to society. Programs falling under this category could range from telenovelas (soap operas), to entertainment talk shows, to reality t.v.
Mother: son stop watching that telebasura. It isn't teaching you anything, and you are wasting your time.

Son: Mom, come on! Part three of "Amores Traidores" (Traitorous love) is on and Juanita is about to get revenge on Raul for cheating on her with Julia. Just a little bit more!

Mom: I don't care how many girls Raul has cheated with. They aren't going to wash the dishes for me!

Son: Fine!
telebasura by telepwn March 11, 2010
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Telecapussy 

A person whos always thinking of there imaginery mate or a person such as myself who can read other telecapussys minds
The telecapussy fantasised a big booty twerking on his little pet twig

I am discusted at what my telecapussy powers let me see
Telecapussy by Fallo all da May 12, 2016

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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